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yesterday i asked my boss if she would come to the front desk for a minute so i could take a "potty break" as she calls them.
she is sarcastic and snide and hilarious.
she said, "no."
i said, "IF YOU DON'T, I'LL PEE ON YOU."
that's right. i threatened to pee on my boss. and while i was thinking, "oh my god. did i just tell my boss i was gonna pee on her?" she said, "that's what your trash can is for."
that was when i realized that it was ok for me to have said that.
i think everyone should at least once in their life work in an office where they can tell their boss they'll pee on them.
2003-10-23, 8:48 p.m.
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